Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...