Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!