Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.