Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...