Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Car Acronyms
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It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...