50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Lesbian Hit Parade
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The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Quick Ones!
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Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp