I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...