New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...