Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...