Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...