Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...