Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...