Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...