Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...