Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.