Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...