When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...