A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...