The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to…
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer...