What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...