On Divorce
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Orange Juice
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Phonebook Dilemma
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What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
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I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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Golf Genie
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