Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...