The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!