What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...