Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...