Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...