Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...