Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...