Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...