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The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
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Bill Gates picks his own punishment
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Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
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The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
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In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...