Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...