Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...