Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...