Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.