USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...