A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...