Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...