cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...