Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...