Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...