Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...