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Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Banned Children’s Books
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wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...