The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…