For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...