How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
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Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...