Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo