What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
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trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
From another planet
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When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...