Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...