Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...