If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...