baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...