If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...